Received a personal call this morning from the Old Man (who is apparently following comments being left at theulstermanreport.com) demanding I give readers a quick update as speculation has been growing regarding my condition. Today was the first day in just over 48 hours I have been available to respond to any incoming messages.
I became very ill very fast a few nights back. Enough to require a visit to the Emergency Room that led to my quickly being sent down to Intensive. What I perceived as simple flu like symptoms was taken far more seriously by the ER staff due to my being quite dehydrated to the point my vitals were rather… “inconsistent”. Heart was hammering and I apparently suffered a brief seizure, which I later learned is somewhat common when severe dehydration sets in. The possible culprit for my condition was given as being most likely some particularly aggressive form of food poisoning – though the specific cause remains unknown.
I have little memory of about 12 hours – a time where staff were racing to input fluids at a greater rate than they were being expelled. The good news is once that took place, my recovery was both strong and swift, though I remain much weaker than I care to admit and my guts feel as if they’ve been kicked in by the entire Manchester United squad.
My apologies for the delay in the latest interview conducted with Wall Street Insider and the figure I will now simply refer to as Military Insider. The interview was lengthy and incredibly informative, though I must now muster the strength to transcribe and publish as soon as possible before this information loses its timeliness.
I hope to do just that by the end of the week.